God Help Us, They’re Making A Peter Rabbit 2


After grossing an astonishing $325 million worldwide, including $55.7 million in the UK alone – Sony’s largest gross for a non-007 release ever in this country – Peter Rabbit is getting a sequel.

In further proof that God is dead and we killed him, the titular bunny (inexplicably voiced by James Cordon) will rampage across MacGregor’s farm once more, and the second instalment will also see the return of writer/director Will Gluck. The move was somewhat inevitable, with Peter Rabbit pulling in more lettuce than both Paddington movies combined, because Hell is real and we live there.

Loosely based on the beloved series of children’s books by Beatrix Potter, Peter Rabbit 2 has been dated for a 27th of March 2020 release date here in Britain. Nuclear annihilation is our only hope of reprieve. May He have mercy on our eternal souls.

Source: Hollywood Reporter


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